After contemplating it for a couple minutes hours, I finally decided to purchase the Milk It Theme; the one I asked for a clone of – anyways, why have a clone when you can buy the real thing? I forked out $59.00 to get the Premium one, and will be paying another $70.00 – ish to get a custom header done which will take my total spending in themes to around $300. While the old theme was good, it had quite a few errors with it – yeah, there was nothing major but a combination of lots of small ones leads to a large problem. I’ve also always wanted a custom cartoon character done just for me, something like John Cow himself and of course Tyler Cruz have at the top of their blogs; I’ve found a designer who charges just $70.00 for that and his portfolio is decent so hopefully it’ll be worth it. If y’all want to buy a copy, and credit me a massive $10.00 in doing so, feel free to purchase through this link 
The Internet Marketing Course For Dumbasses
Ah, the twit-magnetism seems to have stepped up a notch in the last few days; anyways, I’m going to start a course (and this is only half a joke, because the people that have pissed me off really are dumbasses) for idiots and all; charge $1000 for the course with no refund options. What will I teach you? To get some f**kin’ common sense! I have a few idiots on instant messenger that would do well to signup for this; Idiot One, for example abused me for ten minutes when he ‘purchased hosting’ at GoDaddy and wanted to setup his site. Now, I’ve never used GoDaddy, mainly because I think it’s a load of shit, but anyways – I tried to guide him as best I could, asking him to check for the email from GoDaddy about the hosting (which he never received) and banging my head against the computer – anyways, guess what? The dumbf**k only bought a domain and expected hosting to appear magically out of no where – what an idiot! After calling me a twat, a c*nt and a jackass, I was happy as hell to return the favour – yeah, if I’ve made a mistake, go ahead and catch me up on it, but when you have – argh!
Idiot Number Two tried to blackmail me after he purchased the eBook – telling me that he’d complain to Digital Point unless I did all the work and made his money for him. You know what I told him to do? F**k off. My work is generally of a high standard, and due to this I know most people will be happy with it – one person’s negative review isn’t going to kill anything, so if he really didn’t like it, he was free to give his opinions. I also give a money back guarantee as long as you show me you have tried to do the things I’ve asked you to; heck, sometimes things just don’t work out, and if you can show proof that you’ve attempted it, why shouldn’t I? Anyways, apparently trying to blackmail me was his attempt at a joke; anyways, he still wanted me to setup a website for him free of charge; who wants to guess what I told him?
Idiots Number Three and Four (you know who you are as both of you are regular readers of this site) had the nerve to ask me for free copies of the new theme; now, if I owned it myself I’d be apprehensive about giving it out – but someone else’s work? No flippin’ way. Why the hell should I pay for something that you will get free? I thought it was worth paying for – if you want it, pay for the damned (nice) thing. If you want sleek, sexy themes for free, take a look at the ones on TUK – I’m getting a ‘Make Money Online’ one done by the same designer so hopefully it’ll be good 
. Here’s the link for the ones I currently have up; I thought they looked nice. On the subject of custom made themes, what ones would you guys like to see? I’m thinking of a few proxy ones, a sales page template for all you budding entrepreneurs with your own products; maybe a couple MFA websites, we’ll see. Let me know if you have any personal requests.
By the way, that Internet Marketing Course for Dumbasses will cost $1000 – any of you want to enroll, let me know. Payment via Paypal and there’s no guarantee the course will be good 
Speaking of courses, I’m actually seriously contemplating starting a real one; an eBook marketers course, which I of course have had a lot of success with. It would aim to take a complete newbie from starting out with nothing to creating an eBook to destroy with, as well as the accompanying website and sales letter. Do you guys think it would work, and if so – how much would you pay? I’m thinking maybe start off with $40.00 up front to enter and then $20.00 a month after that; also have a private forum where I can coach people; a few custom designed sales pages and eBook templates and a complete set of tips and tricks to turn yourself into an eBook master. Let me know which of y’all would sign up
By the way, the proxy hosting – I haven’t forgotten you guys, just trying to get the server sorted out. Don’t worry, I have the names of who won tattooed onto my arm (alright, maybe not 
) but I know Hamza, EGK and Sammy won; as soon as they get it sorted, I’ll drop you guys the details.
Last but not least, take a look at the best picture of all time. Came across it a while ago and had to share it; it’s pretty amazing;
December 15th, 2007 at 2:55 pm
What a beautiful theme! Just make sure you remove the search widget from your sidebar.
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December 15th, 2007 at 3:06 pm
Ah, will do mate. Cheers
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December 15th, 2007 at 6:07 pm
Cool and refreshing theme you got there Jason..
Nice post
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December 15th, 2007 at 6:51 pm
The theme looks very nice indeed, now who are the people asking for it?
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December 15th, 2007 at 6:54 pm
Not you, don’t worry. Unless you sleep – typed or something, cos I don’t remember you asking for it :p
Not going to name the people – they know who they are
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December 15th, 2007 at 6:58 pm
I never ask for stuff, unless it is sexai
Btw, I put my website URL in the comment but I am not getting the link in the Top Commentators plugin, what’s up with that?
Also, are we allowed to blog on other blogs which aren’t ours?
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December 15th, 2007 at 7:17 pm
Hi Jason
1) As i mentioned in my comment in previous post, the last theme was better. The cartoon kid (which you have in your DP avatar) was great. It kinda give your blog a personal look and brand.
So I think you should do some re-designing on this theme and give it some personal touch.
In short, I expect to see that cartoon kid back.
2) Thanks again for that kind gesture (You know what am talking about. Its our secret
).
I have some plans for you. I certainly know how to say thanks in better ways.
Arpit
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December 15th, 2007 at 7:23 pm
Heya Arpit,
Don’t worry – I want uniqueness; will be forking out for a custom cartoon design in the next few days, and will also get the designer to tweak the colours of this one. I’ve never seen a cool brown cartoon; hopefully mine will be the first one
No problem for the other thing
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December 15th, 2007 at 7:28 pm
No idea mate – I will reset the top commentators after the contest so no worries, you’ll get your backlink
Sure, blog wherever you like – only got a few hours left though…
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December 15th, 2007 at 8:29 pm
Just read the post once again
lol…
Have to say… regular readers of this blog should know you good enough to be careful around you (dUh..!!)
And as for that guy who threatened you.. well.. no comments..
And… last.. not least though.. I’ve almost finished everything on my ebook.. first ebook, i mean
Will be contacting you on Yahoo! to discuss a few things
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December 15th, 2007 at 11:20 pm
I liked the old theme better.
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December 16th, 2007 at 4:31 am
I’d agree that this one is pretty plain, but wait for the fooken header
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December 16th, 2007 at 6:55 am
I agree with Daniel, I liked the old theme better. However, I also like the AllyGeance theme. That one looks neat.
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December 16th, 2007 at 7:49 am
Can I get this theme for free?
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December 16th, 2007 at 7:53 am
Fookin’ cheap ass. That’s three times you’ve asked me for free stuff
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December 16th, 2007 at 7:57 am
Yeah I really liked the old theme, but I’m guessing this new one will be just as nice once you get it all worked out.
As for winning the “Guess the visitors” contest, I was starting to wonder about that, but didn’t want to bug about it. Thanks for the update.
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December 16th, 2007 at 8:45 am
Waiting for the header Jason..
Incase your designer DOES die…
Switch back to the old one..
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December 16th, 2007 at 9:00 am
Hehe, I sacked the other one. This guy does cool stuff, just waiting for him to get online
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December 16th, 2007 at 9:24 am
“Fookin’ cheap ass. That’s three times you’ve asked me for free stuff”
Everyone have right to be a Fookin’ cheap ass.. Lol…
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December 16th, 2007 at 9:46 am
lol @lulz cat
anyone wanna Milk it?
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December 16th, 2007 at 5:03 pm
Sure thing, I will get to the LOLoph4rm immediately.
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December 17th, 2007 at 12:48 am
Who is the designer?
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December 17th, 2007 at 7:22 pm
I’m interested as to who the designer for the comic/header is as well. Any idea when you’ll spice this place up?
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December 17th, 2007 at 7:51 pm
This idiot (let’s hope he doesn’t read the blog!) hasn’t been online either, so I’ve posted up a thread on DP looking for one……
As for the souping up – soon, hopefully. The colours of this theme will be tweaked as well into something more unique
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December 18th, 2007 at 3:22 am
Heh, I think it will look really nice and clean once it is done. I am waiting to see your new header.
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